Snap-happy Fanatic Pillows

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Selfie

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

The Press

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

The invention of the Selfie

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"There's me in the Johnson's trash. . . there's me in the Kleeburg's trash. . . there's me in the Miller's trash. . ."

Indian selfie

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"Say 'cheese'!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Skeleton rises from grave to take selfie

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

Gone to photograph lunch

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

"ME!!!"

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Kangaroo in a hurry.