Snakes And Ladders Lover Pillows

The Traditional Board Game Company.

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"The boss can see you now."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

The Music Critic.

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Lizard Amusement Park

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Stress'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"You bought a dog? We've enough mouths to feed already!"

Ereptile Dysfunction

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

On holiday...

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'The escargots are underdone.'

Danger Noodle tho bored

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'