Novelty Snake Lover Pillows

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."