Snail Suit Aficionados Mugs

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

The Zoo.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Kenny Dalglish

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Do you mind!!?'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"I'm a monster."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Ewww

Snail Man

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Coach

Congratulations! When are you due?

'Stress'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."