Snail Humorist T-Shirts

Attack of the killer snails!

reincarnated worm...

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Turtle Hat

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Rude Snowpeople

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

The Sensitive Dude.

Walking the Plank.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Alligator Bars

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'