Snail Charmer Mugs

"Gerald and I are partial to the odd strawberry, so if you can find time to plant some, that would be absolutely wonderful."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Do you mind!!?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snail Man

Snake Eyes

"I'm a monster."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Photobooth Photobomb

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Stress'

The Music Critic.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Snake Charming

Snail Mail

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,