Snack Stylist T-Shirts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Tartine

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Rage.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

To do before Saturday...

Love is when you watch television together.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Trail mix?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Love is when you watch television together.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'