Snack Schemer Mugs

'It works every time! I put extra salt on the peanuts,the punters get thirsty and I sell more beer...!'

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"It's a setup."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'