Snack Machine Escapades Mugs

It was a stupid idea to steal candy from the snack machine. I should have never got you involved.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Quick swig first?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Parisian man eating pastries

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Inactive wear store.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'