Snack Machine Escapades T-Shirts

It was a stupid idea to steal candy from the snack machine. I should have never got you involved.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Quick swig first?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Parisian man eating pastries

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Inactive wear store.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'