Snack Foodie Pillows

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"You do like octopus?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Rage.

What the Doctor Ordered

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Fast food. Even faster food

La Table

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He made an excellent jelly.'