Snack Connoisseur Prints

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

Future Wrestler

'Hey Bud, we're out of those biscuits with carbon in them...'

'We're having your favourite for supper. Beer, pickled eggs and potato chips.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I dunno, I think the missus would prefer I said it with pork scratchings.'

"We're out of empanadas!"

Fisherman with a cocktail snack.

'Does profiting from gluttony concern you at all, Reverend?'

'Well, I've decided to put my money into U.S. products: hamburger, donuts, bagels...'

"I'm tired of your 'holier than thou' attitude."

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'You should be grateful, wife! When I eat all that fat and cholesterol, you can't eat it and stay healthy!'

'I know I need to lose weight, but I can't stop myself asking for crackers...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Recession? What recession?

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'It isn't 'will we eat nuts?' It's, 'Who will eat nuts first?'...'Who will eat the most nuts?'...'Who will feel the worst about the nuts afterwards?''

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"Fetus?"

"What I like most about this is the trail mix."

"Trail mix?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle