The World's Longest Sandwich.
Snack Attack Connoisseur Prints
Decorate their walls with eye-catching prints that capture the spirit of a snack attack connoisseur—fun, colorful, and full of personality for any room.
'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'
Tartine
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Rage.
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
Bowled over again!
"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
"Trail mix?"
I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?
'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'
Love is when you watch television together.
Lioness Shops for Snacks.
"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'
'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'
'At least he isn't into drugs.'
Love is when you watch television together.
How The Sausage Is Eaten
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
Snack Attack Connoisseur Prints Collection
Snack Attack Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our range of snack-themed mugs and find the perfect funny gift for the snack attack connoisseur in your life.
Snack Attack Connoisseur Pillows
Brighten up their space with our humorous snack-themed pillows—quirky and cozy, perfect for any snack lover’s home.
Snack Attack Connoisseur T-Shirts
Looking for a playful gift? Check out our snack-themed t-shirts that humorously celebrate snacking passions and add fun to casual wear.