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"Ehhh....I would like to smurf an 'E'!"

Surfing koala.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Senior citizen surfing.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"Surf's up."

'Your wave.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Michel de Montaigne

'I hate rainy days!'

"Has anybody seen the groom?"

"My turn."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Octopuses surf too.

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"...my leash is a bit tight..."