Smugness Pillows

'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Meowlzebub

Jesus Christ

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

Watch for Children.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"I miss handshakes"

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'Pfft...Can you believe the garbage some people will put in their bodies?'

Moan Pig.

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Cat burglar.

'You'll pay for this.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

"Try and give me... happy."

'Brother Jerome has a problem with humility, but he can't bring himself to admit it.'

"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

Boy teasing a guard

"I am so past enlightenment."

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."