Smugness Pillows

'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Meowlzebub

Jesus Christ

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Pandora's cat.

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

Watch for Children.

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"I miss handshakes"

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'

"Try and give me... happy."

Cat burglar.

'Brother Jerome has a problem with humility, but he can't bring himself to admit it.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

'Pfft...Can you believe the garbage some people will put in their bodies?'

Moan Pig.

Boy teasing a guard

"I am so past enlightenment."

"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom