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"I've decided to stop being one of those smug bastards who gives up something for New Year."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Emotional Bling

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"You're never home."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Hug Your Boss.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Hugs 50 cents

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Bunny Hop Hug

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Businessman needs a cuddle.

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

Christmas reunions!

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'