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"I've decided to stop being one of those smug bastards who gives up something for New Year."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Emotional Bling

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"You're never home."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Hug Your Boss.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Hugs 50 cents

Bunny Hop Hug

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

Free Hugs

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

"I have hugging issues."

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

Christmas reunions!

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"I'm the nice huggy lady from the government."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.