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Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Woman on the phone.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

A young positivist.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

Life on Earth - maths advice.

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Young Galileo Galilei.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

'What happens after the end of time?'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "