Sms Philosopher Mugs

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Woman on the phone.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A young positivist.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

Modern Portrait Gallery

Life on Earth - maths advice.

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Young Galileo Galilei.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'What happens after the end of time?'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "