' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'
Smoking Theme Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the smoking theme collector? Our collection features witty, creative items specially curated for those who appreciate tobacco, cigars, pipes, or related paraphernalia. Whether they’re a hobbyist or an enthusiast, there’s something here to spark their interest and add to their collection. Find a funny mug, a stylish print, or a cozy pillow that celebrates their love for smoking-themed collectibles. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because, these gifts combine humor, personality, and a touch of rebellious charm to delight any smoker connoisseur.
"First date hairball... awkward."
Surf Casting
"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."
Professional woman in pub
The Claw.
"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"
'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'
Covid Wrestling
'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'
'What are you in for?'
Private View.
"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."
'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'
"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"
'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'
Authentic signed Holy Grail
Shape Up in the New Year. It's ironic, I let my gym membership lapse because I needed to tighten my belt.
Man catching shark with his foot
Donald Trump Christmas card
She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.
Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.
"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"
KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'
A place to smoke.
Don't worry. I'm just here for your yo
Easter Hunter
'It's going to cost you extra if you want me to be honest with you.'
It appears to be some sort of reaction to your herbal pain medication.
"The bidding will begin at twenty million dollars."
Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.
'Red Hot Little Combo.'
'I forgot my scythe. Here's a rain check.'
Powerful bookends.
"They're pretty strict about smoking here."
Smoking Theme Collector Gifts Collection
Smoking Theme Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of smoking-themed mugs—quintessential gifts for cigarette, cigar, or pipe lovers who enjoy a playful and artistic touch to their mornings.
Smoking Theme Collector Pillows
Discover comfortable pillows that feature smoking motifs, ideal for adding personality to any living space or lounge area dedicated to collectors.
Smoking Theme Collector Prints
View our selection of smoking-inspired art prints—great for decorating a collector’s space with humor and style.
Smoking Theme Collector T-Shirts
Check out our smoking-themed t-shirts, crafted for collectors who want to wear their passion. Unique designs make these perfect for casual, everyday expression.