Smoking Sophisticates Mugs

'I can endure the smell and the pretentious pose, but do you have to say ‘AHHHHHHH' after every puff?'

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Professional woman in pub

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

Exempli Gratia.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Albert Camus

Mashed potatoes...

The Farmer's Return.

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

'Fred, everybody is here!'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

Scientist's play practical joke with exploding cigar on dog.

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

Stress Relief in WWII & Today.

Smoking Firemen.

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."