Smoking Realist Mugs

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The cost of smoking.

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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Professional woman in pub

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?" mockup

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Pollution Look

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"Just sitting here widening. You?" mockup

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

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"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts." mockup

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!' mockup

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

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"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

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'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

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'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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Success Without Effort

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Warning.

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'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

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'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

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"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator." mockup

"That's Terri and Kip. . . our Imaginators. And over here is Al. He's our Get-real-inator."

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"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

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"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

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'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

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'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

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"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!" mockup

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

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The new normal.

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'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!' mockup

'I'm looking as young as 20 years ago? Honey, promise me not to see an eye specialist for the next 20 years!'

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"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?" mockup

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

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"Old MacDonald had a farm"

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'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!' mockup

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

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