Smoking Quitters Prints

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

"No thanks, I gave up yesterday..."

"It's a vicious circle! He quits smoking, gains 20 pounds, goes on a diet."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'There you are - it works!'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Smokers.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Do the patches help?'

The Surgeon General's Army

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

'I gave up smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

Man carring plans

'Yeah, I quit smoking, but now I'm addicted to nicotine patches.'

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.