Smoking Food Pillows

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that thing in here!?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bowled over again!

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Trail mix?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Super Heroes.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Honest Vending

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Love is when you watch television together.

To do before Saturday...