Smoking Adversary T-Shirts

Make a statement with a witty t-shirt designed for the smoking adversary. Comfortable, eye-catching, and full of personality—ideal for those who stand strong against smoke.

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'You've been at Malcolm's again, haven't you - you know I hate tertiary smoking!'

'You've been at Malcolm's again, haven't you - you know I hate tertiary smoking!'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Professional woman in pub

Professional woman in pub

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Pollution Look

Pollution Look

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

Give up Smoking!

Give up Smoking!

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Nature is not perfect

Nature is not perfect

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Sergei Rachmaninov

Sergei Rachmaninov

Man offers coffee with smoke.

Man offers coffee with smoke.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"It's for you."

"It's for you."

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

No Smoking.

No Smoking.

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

No Smoking Building.

No Smoking Building.

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

Smoking Adversary T-Shirts Collection

Smoking Adversary Mugs

Discover our collection of witty mugs perfect for the smoking adversary who loves a good laugh with their coffee or tea.

Smoking Adversary Pillows

Find cozy pillows packed with personality—perfect for the smoking adversary who wants to add a humorous touch to their home.

Smoking Adversary Prints

Browse striking prints that make a statement—ideal for anyone fighting the good fight against smoking with humor and bold design.