Smoke Signal Humorist T-Shirts

'I hate these generic brands.'

Push for Disco...

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Do you mind!!?'

No Smoking.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

igloo smoking zone...

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Punch has a smoking break.

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'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Arctic Sign - You are here.

No one could figure out why business was off.

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"