Smoke Shunners Gifts

'Do the patches help?'

"Smokey The Tree"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Pollution Look

Stop smoking,instantly.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Nevermore.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Oi! '

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Office Smoking Conflict

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

Dog Passive Smoking

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

No smoking initiative.