Smoke Shunners Gifts

'Do the patches help?'

"Smokey The Tree"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

Stop smoking,instantly.

Pollution Look

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Nevermore.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Oi! '

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

Dog Passive Smoking

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.