Smoke-free Superstar T-Shirts

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Dog Passive Smoking

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

Congratulations for giving up smoking

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."

Smoking world.

The Kings Head.

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

"A last cigarette? Sorry this is a no smoking area. A last nicotine patch would be okay though"

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

Healthy Ultimatum

Lung Disease Treatment.