Smoke-free Czar Prints

'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Smokey The Tree"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Oi! '

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

What they're thinking.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

Dog Passive Smoking

Healthy Ultimatum

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

Lung Disease Treatment.

No smoking initiative.

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

No-smoking.

"When I count to three you will have given up smoking but you will think you are Elvis Presley."