Smoke Defeatist T-Shirts

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'We're in a hurry.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

Pollution Look

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

'Smells good. What is it?'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Happy little clouds

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

'I saw your smoke signal.'

Violin Pipe

"Is this the e-cig room?

'I do like a smoke afterwards.'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

"You're too young to be smoking!"

Smoke everywhere except the pub.

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

The Death of Fidel Castro - A Cigar Stubbed Out

'Oi! It's no smoking in here.'

'Smoking or non?'

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs. . .'

'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?'

Michael Phelps.

'I've known some fanatical anti-tobacco activists, but he's wearing a smoke detector on his head!'

Smoking Woman

"Doing something never solves anything."

Electronic cigarette smoker.

Smokers anonymous---Kick the habit.

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."