Smoke And Mirrors Analyzer Mugs

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Factory Pollution.

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Canadian wildfires

Lack of Nutrition Information

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

Warning.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

'Doctor Leaping Leopard's prescriptions are always impossible to read!'

'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

'Looks like Mom is making the chicken extra-crispy again.'

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

"Smoke signal say... Your house is on fire."

“Incinerator four really failed to deliver today.”

Get Your Butt Home

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.

"Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes"

I tried a nicotine patch, but I found that the smoke alarm works better.

"For what we were about to receive has been postponed."

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

"You've come a long way, baby."

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'