Smile Sensation Gifts

"Darleen, this is an intervention...your teeth are white enough."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Change your style, learn to smile!

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

"I had to get braces."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'