Smelly Shoe Sufferer Pillows

'Doesn't he ever wash these things?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Crocodile Shoes

'Dog got your clog?'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

I brake for designer shoes on sale.

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Orthapaedic shoemakers

Summer feet.

'Careful Sid. They may be comfortable but you'll look ridiculous.'

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

Shoe Outlet

"How are you fixed for sandals?"

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

Doctor.

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

"You really need to stop shoe shopping whenever you break up with someone."

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

"He's the new Turkish signing"

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

"I knew my concrete wingtips would come in handy one day."

'Worm cam' "I just can't help looking at my new shoe..great!"

"Wear shoes like this and you could marry a president."

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