Smelly Shoe Sufferer Pillows

'Doesn't he ever wash these things?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Crocodile Shoes

'Dog got your clog?'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

I brake for designer shoes on sale.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

Dracula could stand garlic and Holy Water, but the priest's socks really terrorized him.

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

Summer feet.

Orthapaedic shoemakers

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Shoe Outlet

"How are you fixed for sandals?"

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

Doctor.

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

"You really need to stop shoe shopping whenever you break up with someone."

'Partner, who does your horse shoeing?'

"I knew my concrete wingtips would come in handy one day."

'Worm cam' "I just can't help looking at my new shoe..great!"

"Wear shoes like this and you could marry a president."

"I can't stand women's toe-roots peeping out from their shoes!"

'Oh sure, my shoe goes missing and all of a sudden Grayson makes the transcendent stew... I demand justice!'