Smart Tv Tester Pillows

"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Television Readers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Love is when you watch television together.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Tree house.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Big screen TV.