Smart Techie Mugs

Ascent of Machine.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Ready for a run!

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Latest Aye Phone

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."