Small Talk Maestro Prints

Sports that the British excel at: Talking about the weather.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Baby Mozart.

Grade 2 Cellist

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Timpani.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Silly News.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Nice speech, but you don't have that many friends. You better add "Romans and countrymen."

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Happy Thought.

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."