Small Talk Maestro Mugs

Sports that the British excel at: Talking about the weather.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Baby Mozart.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Grade 2 Cellist

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Timpani.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Silly News.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Happy Thought.

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"I'll tell you what ... you mingle, I'm going to monopolize a conversation."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'