Sly Dig Appreciator Pillows

"My family never went in for therapy but then my family wasn't nuts."

The Fourth Little Pig

Extreme Bungy

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

"It's still in beta."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Log in, paper out.

'They sometimes mistake him for a statue.'

'Get off and milk it!'

Big Brother in Monastery.

"...I hate mainstream music."

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

Andy somehow becomes incarcerated with an archaeologist-turned convicted felon.

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

"It's pulling to the left."

Pyramid Dig.

"You'd think the day would go by faster when you're getting time-and-a-half."