Slumbering Repair Master T-Shirts

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

Gary turns 40.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I'm so good at this!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Remote control car breakdown.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Eventual Motion Machine

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

Bob's DIY Store

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

DIY store.

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

TV Repair 101.

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

'Duct tape.'

Master Plumber

Deux Ex Mechanic

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

"It was the only apron I could find."

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

"Fred is the counterpoint to a perpetual motion machine."

Business repairman.

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'