Slumbering Repair Master T-Shirts

Gary turns 40.

"I'm so good at this!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Remote control car breakdown.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Eventual Motion Machine

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

Bob's DIY Store

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

DIY store.

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

TV Repair 101.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

Master Plumber

'Duct tape.'

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

Deux Ex Mechanic

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

"Fred is the counterpoint to a perpetual motion machine."

Business repairman.

"We found the reason for that 'whining' noise, someone had left TalkRadio playing."

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'