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"Notice how rhythmically the light moves back and forth... So soothing... Back and forth... Back and forth... You will obey me... Obey me..."

"Tune-up? I think I can bring something to it."

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

Dellson's refrigerator door seal repairs.

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

Cartoon repair

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Fixing the TV.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Was it a fuse?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'