Slumber Support Group Mugs

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"I slept funny!"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Give Sleep a Chance

Grants & Recipients

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

The Slumber Party.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

'It was bad enough that Cheryl fell asleep at the office.

"How many times have I told you not to watch the news before bed?"

Man sleeping under the bed.

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.