Sluggish Thinker Mugs

'Turned out nice again.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Mathematics.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

'I use the zen-Freudian method. Neither of us says anything for the hour.'

'The word from upstairs is that you're in serious danger of excommunication if you don't stop yelling 'Hey, Abbot!''

"These caseloads are impossible I've got TWICE the number I should I can't be in two places at once!"

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'

Think / Don't think signs.

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."

Better than Chekhov

"I'm not just passively waiting for opportunity to knock... I'm waiting for it to send me a friend request."

Avoiding Housework 'How to skive'

"No man is an island."

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

"...I have a dream..."

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'