Slow Pace Celebrant Mugs

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Congratulations!

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

Two men toasting

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

Black Velvet.

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

Slow Heroes

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"Will you be our surrogate?"

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

Wedding Days.

The Year of the Tigger

Christmas party for the home worker

'On your mark...'

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

Two grooms dancing.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

I Love My Mum

Christmas with Christo

Graduation day at Home School.

'He made a Hole in One, and a thousand dollar bet he could keep quiet about it.'