Slow-motion Aficionado Mugs

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I've always worked from home."

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"I am running!"

'On your mark...'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

"What a shell!"

'It's the final lap, Jerry! He looks tired! ooze around him! ooze around him!'

Minutes before two sloths collide

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

Weeeeeeeee - snail on turtle.