Slow But Steady Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Hush puppy.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

Snail Display Today

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Boris Bike

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Anyone home?"

"They say you're only as old as your face."

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

A tortoise

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"I've always worked from home."

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

Make America Quiet

Tortoise Mailman.

"Shh, too much racket."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.