Slothful Stroller Gifts

"Mine's still in bed."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

How the goat got square eyes.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Bummer Time Streaming

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

Parents compare buggies

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

'Seem the remote?'

'Excuse me - could you please get out of my way - I've got a baby.'

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

Man and dog both have leashes.

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

A man pushing a pram

Desert Island Slob.

"Define 'busy'...."

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

'We really didn't need this pizza, Mona, and by the way you're spoiling this dog.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."