Slothful Stroller Gifts

"Mine's still in bed."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

How the goat got square eyes.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Bummer Time Streaming

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Parents compare buggies

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

'Seem the remote?'

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'Excuse me - could you please get out of my way - I've got a baby.'

Man and dog both have leashes.

Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

'We really didn't need this pizza, Mona, and by the way you're spoiling this dog.'

Desert Island Slob.

A man pushing a pram

"Define 'busy'...."

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

"My grandchild deserves a good stroller, but this thing costs more than my first car!"