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"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

How the goat got square eyes.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Sidekick speed matching service.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"No, Rex. Go home."