Slot Machine Wizard Pillows

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

He dropped ten quid.

The president's men

Maybe clean out your wallet

The Shrinking Dollar.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'...All profits are local.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

The bucks stop here.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Monkey casino study.

"It's baaaack!"

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

Early Micronesian Casino

An affair to remember.

Planning for retirement in a casino.

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

He crash tests software.

"You lose again...!"