Slip-up Saviors Gifts

Boots fall off.

'Fetch.'

"Is this about your raise?"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

Penguin wearing Slippers

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

Winter depression.

Buddy take a Colliegraph test.

Dentist Row

'Barbers without borders'

"Yes, I DO work from home. How do you know?"

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

"Women drivers..."

'They're not house-broke!'

"Oh darling... you take me to the most wonderful places...!!"

'There's another wet spot over here.'

"Stop using the ointment."

Merry Christmas!

"Oh no! It's the militant wing of the Dentists' Union!"

Trusty Shoe Repairs.

"Next time, don't bring my slippers while company's here."

"According to my recent poll your approval rating has dropped since you started chewing slippers."