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'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

The Working Mum

Office Park

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Staycation Photos

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Martha Stewart at Home.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

Skiing Accidents.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

Freudian slide

Business Slides.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Bringing even more fun and excitement to the game, major League Baseball places Slip N Slides in front of second, third and home.

'It's broken.'