Slip 'n' Slide Maestro Pillows

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

The Working Mum

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Office Park

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Staycation Photos

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

"But this way I know where everything is."

Skiing Accidents.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Business Slides.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

Freudian slide

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

Glissando!

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'